Yesterday started out as any other normal mid-week workday

until

I get home and find a toilet where by beloved vehicle belongs

it gets better :)

I walk over to the thrown, oddly stationed in my carport,

there's a note attached that reads....

"My love for you is like diarrhea,

I just can't keep it in"

They were kind enough to not actually create the scene....

At the current time I am unaware of the

Culprit of this mayhem

I will find out.

I will have my Revenge. :)